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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 01:55

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

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You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?